Hjälp, min styvmamma är en sexpedagog och hon vill lära mig hur man knullar

Come here, sweetie. I love you so much.

Hey! How's my favorite stepson doing today?

Well, I was ********. What do you want?

Oh, don't be so gnarky. Call your mom, come in and say hi to our favorite son.

Yeah, but you seem like you want something. You have that "I want something" voice right now.