Jag äger din patetiska lilla kuk

before. But it looks like a dick, right? Like a little dick.

It is, and I have a key right here. All I have to do is slide this down on your dick, lock it, and that's it.

Do you know what happens then? Hmm. Well, nothing, technically. Nothing with your dick, because it's going to be all locked up.

That means you can't play with your dick. You really shouldn't even get it hard, because look how little this is.

If your dick is hard enough, it's not going to have anywhere to go. So, I would recommend not getting it hard.