Att se blondinens tajta rövhål bli sträckt av en fet kuk är en minnesvärd upplevelse

I am such a good girl. I am mommy's little princess and daddy's little angel.

I am valedictorian. I am the homecoming girl and the prom queen.

I'm most likely to succeed and least likely to put out.

I am Miss Bricks. Goody two shoes. I don't drink. I don't smoke.

I don't do *****. I never miss my bedtime and I never lie.