Din lilla lilla mikropenis är äcklig sph

Hey there small dick loser. Look at that, you got a teeny weeny.

Oh, it's so adorable. Can you fit two fingers on it?

I think he'll probably just need his little pinky to stroke himself off.

You know what, you better have a lot of money because you have nothing in your pants.

I bet he gives girls lots of money to call his penis tiny.